August 31st, 2011 at 10:09AM
What? The Party is cancelled?  I was just about to buy the silly string!

What? The Party is cancelled?  I was just about to buy the silly string!

13 notes #Silly String#Parties#Cancelled#Check out Lines
August 11th, 2011 at 1:54PM
Unfortunately, little Timmy’s dreams were stopped short at the goal line.

Unfortunately, little Timmy’s dreams were stopped short at the goal line.

29 notes #Football#Nerf#Checkout Line
June 17th, 2011 at 5:02PM
On second thought I will just stick to a traditional soap bar.

On second thought I will just stick to a traditional soap bar.

19 notes #Loofah#Soap#Showering#Personal Care
June 15th, 2011 at 3:14PM
Kid - Dad, aren’t you diabetic? Dad - Dammit.

Kid - Dad, aren’t you diabetic?

Dad - Dammit.

1 note #Dr. Thunder#Tropicana Fruit Punch#Wal-Mart#Checkout Line#Diabetes#Meme
April 21st, 2011 at 8:51AM
Dreams shattered.

Dreams shattered.

2 notes #Checkout Lines#Nerf
April 18th, 2011 at 1:29PM
…ummm nevermind I will just keep stealing it from work.

…ummm nevermind I will just keep stealing it from work.

1 note #Toilet Paper#Checkout Lines